Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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