When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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