Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
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Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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