don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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