DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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