Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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