is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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