sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
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I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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