Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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