it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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