dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
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And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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