are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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