I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize
