Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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