He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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