He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
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you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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