He kissed a someone with a penis
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
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I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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