I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
