So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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