I feel great
I just peed on a car
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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