Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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