So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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