i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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