I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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