am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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