Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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