So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I want you more than these girls want KFC
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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