So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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