yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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