No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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