just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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