fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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