Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
