Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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