That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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