We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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