Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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