his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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