NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.