Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.