cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
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i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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