The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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