what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
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It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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