I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
She swung at the pinata with crutches
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
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Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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