In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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