i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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