I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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