I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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