i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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