what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
