Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
