Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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