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when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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