i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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