hell yes lets make some ravioli
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
So many bounce houses so little time
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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