idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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