dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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