I want to have your abortion
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
I hate when you're right.
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar