he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.