It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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